This Christmas, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, and Thomas Haden Church all star in the movie We Bought A Zoo. It’s sort of a strange concept (if you need a plot description, look no further than the title), but if the film finds an audience — who knows? Maybe we might see a sequel or two.
After the jump, ten sequel ideas that we’re pretty sure will never happen (although, I’d see almost all of them).
We bought shares of Zynga and now live in a giant cardboard box with all these crazy animals.
LOVE this!!! I think the super creepy clown train is my fave. Wanted to add one more… We Bought Matching Zoot Suits for our Ailing Grandparents
haha. This made me lol. Good work!
Hahaha…love it…although #4 should’ve topped the list.
Thanks everyone! Feel free to share on FB (hint hint)
I’m hoping Mr. Damon will soon star in “I bought a better haircut.”
Someone else noticed that:
http://www.slate.com/slideshows/arts/the-fabulous-hairstyles-of-late-career-matt-damon.html
I’m partial to the Phaedra Parks version: We Bought an African American Funeral Home.
OMG, that made me laugh so hard. Well done. Directed by Tyler Perry of course.
Yup, starring Martin Lawrence as Apollo, Nene, Brielle and Ridiculous.
I love the creepy clown train! Although Thomas Hayden Church with the (tah dah!) toaster oven made me spit my soda out!! (LOL)
“We Bought a Zoo”
followed by the highly anticipated sequel:
“We were covered in Poo”
We bought a zoo “babe”? ‘Cuz I can be bought. 🙂