The “It Don’t Matter If You’re Black or White” Cookie. WIth millions of people around the world paying their last respects to Michael Jackson today, I felt it only appropriate to chime in with my own special tribute to the King of Pop. And what better way to pay homage than by cooking up some …
Monthly Archives: July 2009
Heartbreaking.
Well, nothing snarky can be said about this. Watching Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris, sob her grief away was sort of like the most heartbreaking thing of all time. Sadness.
Hey, It's A Cool Donkey Kong Video!
Everyone might be watching the Jackson memorial today, but in case you want an alternative, check out this cool Donkey Kong video made with many Post-its and some very bored people.
Best Michael Jackson Tribute So Far
Forget the tribute song by The Game and Chris Brown. Don’t bother with the one hour specials cluttering up the TV landscape. Ignore the flowers on Hollywood Boulevard. The best ode to Michael Jackson so far is a nifty website called Eternal Moonwalk which has compiled user-submitted moonwalks into one random, never-ending sequence that both …
ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Late Night Kimchi Pancake Edition
As many of my friends (and now readers) know, I have a penchant for Korean food. Actually, I have a penchant for Asian food in general, and when I find myself a few drinks deep at the end of the night, I like nothing more than to venture into Los Angeles’s famed K-Town (a.k.a. Koreatown) …
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Checking In On Our Food Network Stars
Last night, the cabal of judges known as Bob, Susie, and Bobby whittled the field of contestants on The Next Food Network Star down to just five potential superstars, and now that we’re more than halfway through the show’s run, I thought I’d check back in and see how our stars are progressing. Do we …
Today… We Celebrate… Our INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Today is the birthday of not just Geraldo Rivera and Koko the gorilla, but also something I like to call AMERICA. Happy July 4th, everyone! Hope you all have a fun and safe holiday. And if you’re reading this from another country, well, I hope you have a lovely day as well, even if it …
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PROJECT SCALLION: In The Immortal Words of Beyoncé — Let Me Upgrade!
Last week I kick-started Project Scallion, a nifty experiment that would test the proposed theory that green onions would re-generate themselves if the bulbs were placed in water. All appearances seem to suggest that the answer is yes; although, the success of Project Scallion cannot be gauged until a full stalk has grown AND been …
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JUST BECAUSE: Beyoncé Joins Forces With Hamburger Helper
There are many things I’d expect Beyoncé to endorse. Hamburger Helper is not one of them. And so marks the most amusing Beyoncé commercial since her bizarre Directv spot. I’m now looking forward to the inevitable Solange partnership with Past-a-Roni.
New Big Brother Press Day Footage!
Via Jokers Updates This just in! We finally have footage of the eviction ceremony from press day on Big Brother. Sadly, Rosanna’s exit song to the evictee was edited out (rights, I’m sure), but let it be known that it was a beautiful moment (she sang “Fever”). Nevertheless, enjoy this last nugget from press day…