“Well hello.” Back when I joined Twitter in February, I announced a plan. I wanted to gain at least a thousand followers and have one of them be a celebrity. Well, it’s almost three months later, and I’m at a steady 389 followers, which is nice, but let’s face it: I really expected to be …
Monthly Archives: May 2009
Tonight Promises To Be The Most Housewifiest Housewife Fest of All Housewife Time!
If there’s anything that could outshine my excitement for tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere, it’s part one of Bravo’s two-night Real Housewives of New York City reunion extravaganza. If these preview clips are any indication, the shows should be out of control. I don’t even have to discuss the videos. Just watch and …
VIDEO: Danny Gokey Forgets Lyrics At Hometown Concert, Epic Fail Ensues
So Danny Gokey went back to Milwaukee this weekend, and a funny thing happened at his hometown concert: his lyrics blew away in the wind. Yes, just as he was starting up a rendition of the classic Michael Jackson tune “Billie Jean,” his crib sheet flittered off in the wind, perhaps the result of not-so-divine …
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HILLS PHOTOCAP: Jayde Hates Audrina, Heidi Hates Stacie, and Western Civilization Hates All Four Of Them
A funny thing just happened: it’s Monday afternoon, and I realized I haven’t written anything about last week’s episode of The Hills. Apologies all around. This in no way reflects the quality of the episode, which was highly amusing. Basically, it focused on girls being bitches to each other, and last time I checked, that’s …
Seriously, Who Is This?
I’m fairly excited to see I’m A Celebrity… Now Get Me Out Of Here!; although, I must admit that the anticipation has waned a bit since it’s been ruled that Rod Blagojevitch would not be allowed to participate. Either way, with Heidi, Spencer, Sanjaya, and Janice Dickinson stuck in the jungle together, there’s still potential. …
Best 'Apprentice' Finale Ever?
As many people may know, I’ve been an Apprentice fan since the very beginning â€â€Ã‚ loyally standing by the show even as an undeserved backlash nearly threatened to sink it completely (okay, the Los Angeles season DID suck, but it still had its moments). However, for as great as I believe the series is, NBC and …
'Apprentice' Mansion Up For Sale!
Hey, remember that awful season of The Apprentice that took place in Los Angeles and totally jumped the shark and nearly ruined the entire franchise? Well, the house that all those people stayed in (or at least the ones that weren’t stuck in the yard) is up for sale. The estate has nine bedrooms, ten …
ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Homemade Pita Bread Edition
Last week, I dialed back the exoticism with the cooking and attempted to make something very ordinary: pita bread. This was my first foray into the world of bread making, and while I know pita is sort of a lightweight entry in that category, I still wound up kneading and using yeast, which are two …
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I Survived A Japanese Zombie Show
You know what’s great? When parents SCARE THE HELL out of their children. Always commendable activity (sarcasm). Nevertheless, check out this bizarre yet humorous clip from some Japanese TV show where two parents â€â€Ã‚ as well as many, many neighbors â€â€Ã‚ convince two super cute little kids that they’re ABOUT TO DIE (from a zombie attack, natch). …
IDOL RESULTS RECAP: This Is BULL!!
Going into tonight’s results show of American Idol, prognosticators across the Internet were picking Kris Allen to be the unlucky sap to go home this week. If not him, then Allison Iraheta’s number would be up. But what about Danny Gokey? He sounded like a blimp losing air for most of his performance, and while …