HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Lost Footage, Found Ridiculousness

It’s only been two weeks since we last saw The Real Housewives of New York City, but Bravo thankfully injected us with a dose of reality methadone last night with its much welcomed “Lost Footage” special. I like the New Jersey cast and all, but honestly, it would be impossible to top the insanity and …

Good News / Bad News For Queen Elizabeth

Enjoy playing Wii… whilst NOT at the D-Day ceremony! The good news for Queen Elizabeth: she’s getting a gold-plated “Royal Wii” with which she can enjoy the sublime pleasures of Boom Blox or Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz whilst on holiday at Balmoral. The bad news: bitch got snubbed by Nicky Sarks. That’s right, France’s …

The Best Adam Lambert Interview You Will Ever Read

I’m telling you now, this is the best, funniest, and most entertaining Adam Lambert interview you will ever read. No hyperbole. It’s hilarious. My friend Michelle at Best Week Ever had the luxury of cozying up next to the glam rocker, and the two got along like two peas in a pod (assuming one pea …

The Real Housewives Head Into Space!

Earlier this month, NASA commenced the final servicing for the Hubble Telescope, and while the photos of the mission are fascinating, I felt they could use some added pizzazz. What better way to spice up some boring space shots than by adding some nouveau riche women into the mix? After the jump, I present you …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Tension Is Mounting…

I’m proud to report that The Real Housewives of New Jersey is starting to heat up a little. The first two episodes had been entertaining, but coming off the heels of a tumultuous RHONYC season, not to mention a spectacular two hour reunion imbroglio, it was hard to truly embrace these Jersey divas. Now, though, …

And Now An Important Message From Chris Brown

Chris Brown, perhaps the inspiration for “Boom Boom Pow,” has resurfaced with two very important messages — in YouTube form, natch. Above, the singer clarifies any confusion about his reputation, noting that he is not, in fact, a monster. This is independently verified by Bow Wow, who has long stood as the preeminent character witness …

'Housewives' Preview Clips: Learning To Shave Your Lady Regions

Tonight’s a brand spanking new edition of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and hopefully, some sparks might start flying with these ladies. In the meantime, here’s a clip of resident battle ax Caroline forcing her daughter to learn the finer art of pubic waxing. After the jump, two bonus clips that I honestly haven’t …

'Real Housewives of DC' Coming To Bravo!

“OH REALLY?” And it continues to grow. Today Bravo announced that it would be developing the fifth iteration of its hit Real Housewives franchise with the upcoming Real Housewives of DC. Details are scant, but rest assured that between all the “cultural events, political galas, gallery openings and fundraisers in Washington society,” there’ll be plenty …