Happy Halloween, everyone! To celebrate today’s festivities, I’m bringing you a recap of a positively SCARY episode of The Hills. And by “scary,” I mean “scary boring,” because that’s what this week was. Sure, there were some fleeting amusing moments (Chiara scolding her Master being prime among them), but the rest was kind of blaaah. …
Monthly Archives: October 2008
The Shilling of Molly Hartley
Okay, everyone, I’m blatantly shilling The Haunting of Molly Hartley. I’m working on a script with the producers of this horror movie (out today!), and they’re really cool, nice people; so support their movie! Besides, it’s got Chace Crawford  a.k.a. Nate Archibald from Gossip Girl. Just think of the potential: Nate AND ghosts! He …
I Love This Video
I love this video, and really only because it shows Busta Rhymes dancing with a bunch of goofy office workers for no real reason. There’s something so simple, so basic, and yet so awesome about it. I mean, imagine if a famous rapper showed up at your cubicle and invited you to dance in his …
HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Going Once, Going Twice, Not Sold!!!
I should be working on my Hills recap, but seeing that Monday’s show was a bit of a drag, I find myself more drawn to making fun of last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta instead. Poor, poor Deshawn made a fool of herself on a national stage (just like she wanted!) when she organized one …
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Facebook Status Updates Portray Diversity of Weather Conditions Across the US
Last night, these two status updates appeared in my Facebook news feed right next to each other. Oh WEATHER. Will you ever cease to entertain me? (Sorry, East Coast. It’s still in the 80s here.)
Halloween Time At B-Side Blog
Halloween is just around the corner, and this year, I’m proud to reveal my costume: a Price Is Right contestant. I’ve actually wanted to do this costume for quite some time. Initially, I had grandiose plans of gathering a group to portray a family on Family Feud, but I never was able to drum up …
Giada De Laurentiis In Desperate Need of a Thesaurus
This video speaks for itself. Quite nicely too, I might add.
HOT HOT HEAT: Succumbing to Jitlada Thai Cuisine
Last week, my friend IndianJones made a random pop-in at my apartment and expressed a desire to consume spicy food for dinner. Where else to go but Jitlada Thai Cuisine, a local Thai restaurant that has made a name for itself as being one of the spiciest  if not the spiciest  restaurants in …
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They Should Just Call The Show 'Vanessa Ruins Everything.'
Vanessa was only in a handful of scenes on tonight’s Gossip Girl, but she still managed to ruin EVERYTHING by planting a seed of distrust in Dan that he later passed along to Blair, who then botched up her big “I love you” moment with Chuck. Anti-LOL on that, yo. It seems like every episode, …
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Sandra Lee Sullies The Legacy of Europe's Most Treasured Queens
This past weekend, the Food Network aired a brand new Semi Homemade Halloween special featuring our intrepid hostess Sandra Lee dressed in a variety of regal costumes as some sort of ode to the most memorable queens of history. As you can imagine, the results were eye-opening. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a busty …
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