Never Trust a Guy With Pink Hair

What can I say about James from Big Brother that hasn’t already been articulated two days ago? I guess a lot. After tonight’s veto ceremony episode, his hypocrisy and sanctimoniousness continued to frustrate me to no end. For a guy who talks about keeping his word, he sure knows how to be self-serving.

BARRISTER WATCH: The Wet Look Is So Hot Right Now

Fiona Shackleton before and after encountering Heather Mills. Yesterday, when Heather Mills absconded with nearly $50 million of Paul McCartney’s money, she did so with utmost class and dignity. And then she dumped a glass of water on his lawyer. Yes, Fiona Shackleton, barrister to the stars, found her puffy, carefully attended coif suddenly matted …

DEAD CELEBRITIES: Anthony Minghella Edition

Anthony Minghella, Oscar-winning director of the tear-jerker epics The English Patient and Cold Mountain — among others — died today from a massive surgery-related hemorrhage. He was only 54. No word on yet on funeral arrangements, but I’m sure they’ll be SWEEPING (and possibly involving Juliet Binoche). For more information on this sad turn of events, click …

James Gives Josh A Run For Most Awful Person on Big Brother 9

One of the masochistic joys of Big Brother is watching players season after season become deluded with sanctimonious hypocrisy to such a degree that you just want to pull your hair out and kick over your TV. Last year, we had Evel Dick to fuel our frustrations. This time around, we have Crazy James, who …

Help These Lovely Ladies Out

My friends, er, Apple, Suri, and Shiloh — the girls behind Whateverhollywood.com —  have submitted a video for YouTube’s Sketchies II competition, and it’s made its way all the way to the top twenty. I urge you all strongly to vote for their submission, titled “Shopping Cart,” and help them win the grand prize: $25,000 and …