Today is opening day for baseball, and in honor of this momentous event, I’ve not only published an extremely generic and clichéd blog headline, but I’ve also compiled some photos from Friday night when I went to a Dodgers vs. Red Sox exhibition game here in Los Angeles. Spearheading this trip was my friend IndianJones, …
Monthly Archives: March 2008
BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Lucky Number Seven
It’s Sunday, which means CBS just aired another delightful installment of Big Brother. The nomination episodes are usually the most low key of the week, but that’s okay because they give us a chance to enjoy the dumb things our merry captives do to keep themselves busy — you know, like playing hide and seek, …
What A Sad and Pathetic Swan
I just stumbled upon this article in Yahoo’s “Oddly Enough” news department, and while I’m sure it’s supposed to be amusing and heartwarming, I just found it troubling and sad. Okay, and amusing too. Basically, in 2006, a black swan named Petra fell in love with a paddleboat that resembles — you guessed it — …
Yew Know Wut? You Don't Owe Me An Overdramatic Clip, But Ya Kinda Dew!
No one gets in a tizzy more than Big Brother’s Sheila, and while some find her histrionics irritating, I think they’re hilarious. Here’s a brief clip from Wednesday’s Big Brother After Dark in which she and Natalie revel in the outcome of that night’s HOH contest. It gets funnier the more you watch it. Thank …
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CURIOUS THOUGHT: What If Juliette Binoche and Abigail Breslin Swapped Heads?
Earlier today, I was looking at a picture of Abigail Breslin on Best Week Ever, and for some reason, her face struck me as being particularly Juliette Binoche-ish. I couldn’t help wondering if it was just me, or if their faces were truly interchangeable. I busted out the Photoshop, and ten minutes later, I had …
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Busta Rhymes vs. a British Woman
Busta Rhymes Owns Stupid British Woman – Watch more free videos The name of the video says it all. It’s kind of funny watching Busta’s behavior go from sort of nice and jokey to, well, angry. Plus, the culture clash is quite phenomenal too. I mean, it’s Busta Rhymes vs. some fussy British woman. WHAT’S …
BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Nothing But Trouble
CBS finally put up their screen caps from Wednesday night’s episode of Big Brother; so without further ado, here’s a look back at the eviction show through the magic of pictures. BTW, I’ve decided to start calling these posts “photocaps” because a) I like making new words, and b) it’s photos + a recap. Photocap!
Yew Know Wut? Yew Don't Owe Me An Indoor Voice, But Ya Kinda Dew!
Okay, this IS crazy. All season long, I’ve been ragging on James for not being as crazy as he says. Tonight, he finally did something truly crazy, but not in that fun, spontaneous way. More in the dark, sad, angry, I-Have-Many-Demons sort of way. The background on this clip is that Sheila had apparently told …
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Now Taking Applications to Be Paris Hilton's Best Friend. Dignity Not Required.
Thanks to some extra gig I did three years ago as a lark (opening credits of Monday Night Football, thank you very much), I’ve somehow wound up on a casting director’s mailing list. I would take myself off, but the little gems that pop up in my inbox every few months are worth the spam. …
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Is Tyra Banks The Next Tony Wonder?
Tyra Banks reached new levels of ridiculousness on last night’s America’s Next Top Model, and as I watched her “sprain her ankle,” I couldn’t help wondering if she had stolen some moves from Ben Stiller when he played a certain magician on Arrested Development. Above, Tyra doing her thing. After the jump, two Tony Wonder …